At Last, The True Story Of The 'Cats' "Butthole Cut" Can Be Told – And It's More Horrible Than We Imagined

A rumor cropped up online recently that Cats, Tom Hooper's huge flop featuring horny cat people introducing themselves for 110 minutes, originally had CGI buttholes on all the feline behinds. And even though Cats is already a fever-dream to begin with, we weren't entirely sure how much credence to lend that story. Now, an intrepid journalist has done the legwork, and turned up the true story of the Cats butthole cut.

It's official: the Cats butthole cut did, indeed, exist. The Daily Beast has the scoop, and let's just say the true story is even wilder than we could've predicted. Per their report, Cats was halfway complete when someone finally noticed the buttholes. "We paused it," a source who worked on the film's visual effects said. "We went to call our supervisor, and we're like, 'There's a f***ing a**hole in there! There's buttholes!' It wasn't prominent but you saw it... And you [were] just like, 'What the hell is that?... There's a f***ing butthole in there.' It wasn't in your face—but at the same time, too, if you're looking, you'll see it."

What the hell is that, indeed. The source goes on to state that no one flat-out ordered buttholes added to the digital cat people – it just sort of happened. They materialized organically – as buttholes do sometimes. Unfortunately, when the buttholes started to be noticed, it fell upon one visual effects artist to go through and erase every sphincter.

Beyond the story of the butthole cut, The Daily Beast story paints a portrait of a terrible behind-the-scenes process for the visual effects folks working on the film. One source even goes so far as to compare it to "slavery." And director Tom Hooper only made things worse, primarily because he didn't seem to understand how VFX even worked:

Before visual effects artists fully render sequences for animated films, they normally show directors playblasts—preview renderings that feature characters without color or texture. That allows the director to evaluate the motion before hours of work are done to flesh out things like color, texture, and lighting. Hooper, however, did not seem to grasp that process. Any time the visual effects team wanted to show the director any animatics, the source said, they had to fully render it. Otherwise, he'd say things like, "What's this garbage?" and "I don't understand— where's the fur?"

Sources describe Hooper as "disrespectful," "demeaning," "condescending," and "horrible," and add that he talked to everyone like "garbage." In short, the experience of working with Hooper does not seem like it was the cat's pajamas. It wasn't even the cat's meow.