And...Why Not?: Jan De Bont To Direct Point Break 2: Indo

"This sequel is, like, so Hollywood."

Surreal. It's beginning to feel like I'm the windshield and Hollywood's remakes and sequels are the insects. Jan de Bont (yes, Speed, Speed 2: Cruise Control) will direct a sequel to 1991's Keanu Reeves/Patrick Swayze/Gary Busey starrer Point Break entitled Point Break: Indo. Yes, it's a theatrical sequel from RGM and Essential Entertainment. IESB reports that Reeves and Swayze have most likely been asked to return. Bodhi lives! This wise-ass guy from my middle school cafeteria days owes me $5. IESB also has the official plot synopsis...

When Billy Dalton, military special ops and star surfer, is disqualified from the pro-surfing tour, he takes off for the coast of Bali looking for the perfect wave. While there he's recruited by a private security force who are trying to find a gang known as The Bush Administration, surfing outlaws and modern day pirates who work like "The Ex-Presidents," a bank robbing crew from Malibu twenty years ago.

The Bush Administration? Really? That rots my brain. Of note, however, is that the original screenwriter, W. Peter Illiff (Patriot Games, Varsity Blues and \m/) also penned this installment, so the bitchin' dialogue should remain intact. The production company is also boasting that de Bont's film looks to have the "most extreme action stunts ever caught on camera." Hmm, cameo by MEG? Kidding.

As you may recall, a Point Break sequel has been kicked around for many months. I'm rather skeptical that Swayze will be back due to his health, and back in March Reeves spat on all sequels, so...maybe Lori Petty can return a la Sandra Bullock? But here's hoping for a gnarly reunion, I know Busey is (even though his character already RIP'd). Too bad director Kathryn Bigelow has bigger fish to fry, like Iraq. Her original (she also helmed Near Dark and Strange Days) is still one of the most re-watchable popcorn movies of the '90s; the action film equivalent to really, really good chewing gum, a nice contact buzz and the smell of Mr. Zoggs's Sex Wax in the morning.

UPDATE: Stream the first Point Break in its entirety at HULU. via AzizIsBoredDiscuss: What is Jan de Bont thinking? What are you thinking? What's Gary Busey thinking?