10 Reasons To Watch 'Braven,' The '90s Action Movie Throwback You Need Right Now

Jason Momoa stars in Braven, a film with a dumb name and a whole lot of heart. Braven feels like an anomaly – it's the type of action movie that was more prevalent in the late '80s and early '90s; the type of action movie that used to star Jean-Claude Van Damme. They don't really make 'em like Braven anymore, and that makes this a film that has to be seen to be believed.The set-up of Braven is simple: Jason Momoa is Joe Braven (!), a very muscular, hard-working family man who lives somwhere in the gorgeous, snowy Canadian wilderness. Braven worries about his aging father, Linden Braven, played by Stephen Lang. Linden is suffering from dementia, and Joe has been told by doctors that he might need to put his dear old dad in a nursing home. Understandably, this news weighs heavily on our hero, so he suggests that his pop accompany him up to the family's mountain cabin to close it down for the winter. There, he plans to have a discussion with his father about the old man's failing mental state.Before that frank conversation can begin, however, the Bravens make a shocking discovery: drug smugglers have stashed a ton of cocaine in the cabin. The Bravens would like nothing more than to get the hell out of there, but before they can, the drug smugglers come calling, with intentions of killing any witnesses. What's Joe Braven to do but murder everyone?Braven is not high-art, but gosh almighty is it highly entertaining, and surprisingly effective. I feel like this is the type of movie that might slip through the VOD-cracks, and that's a shame. With that in mind, I've compiled for you 10 reasons to watch Braven, the '90s action movie throwback you need right now.

Did I mention Jason Momoa's name in this movie is Joe Braven? When the Braven trailer arrived, I wondered just what the hell the title could be referring to. Now I know: Braven is the lead character's name and that is amazing. It's such a stupid name, and yet it works so well. Best of all, people keep referring to the character as Joe Braven. At one point, after engaging in a snowball fight with his wife, Mrs. Braven shouts, "Joe Braven, I'm gonna get you!" Every time someone says "Joe Braven" or "Braven" in this movie, please feel free to pump your fist in the air in triumph. It feels so good. 

Braven was shot in Newfoundland, Canada, and it looks absolutely breathtaking at times. This is no cheap-looking direct-to-VOD shoot-em-up – Braven offers up some truly stunning visuals that show director Lin Oeding has a good eye. Cinematographer Brian Andrew Mendoza captures the snowy mountains and wintry landscapes the characters inhabit, and fight in, with true style, and it helps Braven stand out.

An action movie is only as good as its lead villain. Thankfully for Braven, it has Garret Dillahunt, a fantastic character actor who has appeared on Deadwood and in No Country For Old Men. Dillahunt plays the leader of the drug smugglers, and while I wouldn't say the character is written particularly well, Dillahunt has played this game long enough to know how to make his villain memorable. From the pronounced, over-the-top way he smokes a cigarette to the bored indignation that creeps up on his face when Joe Braven starts screwing up all his big plans, Dillahunt's baddie (who doesn't even really have a name) is a hoot. As a bonus, the character carries around a flip phone for some reason. No newfangled smartphone for this guy!

Most of the other bad guys in Braven are disposable nobodies: they're there to stand around, shoot guns, and be violently dispatched by Joe Braven. But there's one particular henchman who stands around smoking a huge Sherlock Holmes-style pipe. Why? Who knows! Braven! In truth, this is a bit a bait and switch: the minute you see the pipe guy, you just assume he's going to be a huge, memorable character. Why else would he be smoking that pipe? But no, he's just another easily-killed henchmen. Still: that pipe is cool.

Stephen Lang is a professional movie badass. Anytime a filmmaker needs an older, grizzled tough guy, they call in Stephen Lang, and for good reason: he looks the part. Braven gives Lang plenty of opportunities to break out his elderly badass routine, but there is a frailty to his character. Lang's Linden Braven is slowly succumbing to dementia – a fact he can't accept. When Joe Braven attempts to talk to his old man about this, Linden snaps at him and changes the subject. There's nothing worse than feeling useless, and helpless, and at the very least, Braven gives Lang's character a chance to prove his worth: he may be losing his marbles, so to speak, but he can still pick off bad guys with a sniper rifle.

At one point, Braven turns into a kind of ultra-violent Home Alone remake, with the lead character standing in for Kevin McAllister, fending off the crooks trying to break into his place. Just like Kevin, Joe Braven finds creative ways to dispatch his enemies. For instance, Braven takes a some wrought iron Long Grabber fireplace tongs, heats them up in hot flames of the fireplace, and grabs a guy by the neck with the now red-hot tongs. Sizzling of skin and high-pitched screams follow. Don't mess with Joe Braven, folks. He will burn your neck. 

When he's not being creative with his kills, Joe Braven is being direct. At one point, Joe Braven snaps the handle off an axe and then throws it directly into some guy's forehead at point-blank range. Don't lie: you want to see that. I know you do. I did.

Action movies tend to sideline female characters, or worse, turn them into damsels in distress. Not Braven. Joe Braven's wife, Stephanie (Jill Wagner), is an archer – a fact that's teased early on in the film. When the shit hits the fan, rather than wait at home worrying, Mrs. Braven picks up her bow and arrows and charges out to help her man. From there, Stephanie is shooting arrows into the necks of bad guys left and right. She can handle herself, and there's never a scene where she needs her husband to come rescue her. That's the way to do it, Braven.

In one scene, Joe Braven gets into a brawl with a bad guy in the snow. An ATV is also thrown into the fight for good measure. The two men roll around, punching and kicking each other, and eventually they fall off a cliff. The bad guy crashes into some rocks, dying, while Joe Braven falls into a raging, icy sea. If you thought that would stop him, think again: Joe Braven comes strolling out of that icy water, perfectly fine. Perhaps this is a prequel to Aquaman, and Joe Braven is Aquaman's new secret identity, and that's why he survived so naturally in the water. Or perhaps Joe Braven is just the toughest man alive.

I'm getting into possible spoiler territory here, but I had to mention this, because it's incredible. Near the very end of the film, our hero deliberately steps on a bear trap. I won't tell you why, or the context of the scene, but needless to say, this move that would cause great, crippling pain to you or I barely phases Joe Braven. In fact, rather than provide harm, the bear trap move helps Braven. Have you ever seen a movie where a man intentionally steps on a bear trap, and the bear trap that's cutting into his foot helps him? No, you haven't. Not until you see Braven, at least. 

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Braven is available On Demand and in select theaters today.