10 Characters Who Could Bring Fun Back To DC Movies
Two trailers out of this year's Comic Con that had everyone abuzz were Aquaman and Shazam!, the forthcoming films from DC Entertainment. The "DC Extended Universe," as it's colloquially known, began by positioning itself as an alternative to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with uber-serious posturing taking precedence over, well, pretty much everything else. Even Wonder Woman, by far the best and most joyful of the bunch, could only swing so far in the opposite direction since it was set during World War I. These next films two however (and by all accounts, next year's Wonder Woman 1984) appear to represent a mea culpa for the saga, as it transitions into something more akin to the classic comics.Aquaman follows Jason Momoa's Arthur Curry as he "YEAYUH!"s his way through Atlantis, a world where merpeople ride sharks into battle, while Shazam! is essentially Big with superheroes. The former, from Furious 7 director James Wan, looks like a goofy, CGI-laden romp (I'm here for it) while the latter appears to be an all-out comedy, and both are far cries from Batman v Superman's "Do you bleed?" and the generally grim, sluggish tone of the series. Superheroes can certainly be used to tell serious tales, but their escapist nature is a major draw. Even if the story is about lofty ideas of power and responsibility, people want to be entertained when they go to the movies; for a film series whose very name began as a joke, it would only seem prudent to embrace the material's inherent campiness.With the DCEU finally headed in a new direction, here are some characters from the comics who could bring hope, positivity and simply fun back to the movies:
10. Booster Gold
Most superheroes still adhere to some form of a call to destiny, but Michael Jon Carter, AKA Booster Gold, has a unique origin. A disgraced sports-fixer from the 25th century, he travels back in time and uses his knowledge of future events to prevent tragedies — not out of a drive to do good, per se, but out of the desire to become a celebrity. Superhero meets car salesman, Booster Gold is a zany reflection of corporate America, often sporting company logos on his costume as part of sponsorship deals, as he navigates the spotlight with his superhero B.F.F. Ted Kord/Blue Beetle and his security droid Skeets. As expected, Booster does eventually learn to become a true hero, but in the meantime, picture a goofball with the ego of Tony Stark, trying to simultaneously manipulate time while protecting its overall fabric.
9. Plastic Man
First of all, Plastic Man's name is Eel O'Brien. Second, he's chums with an inept-middle aged sidekick named Woozy Winks. The character is right out of comics' Golden Age, a crook-turned-crime-fighter who's left with the powers of shape-shifting and elasticity after an industrial accident, though he fits right in with the modern "meta" breed of superhero too, rattling off pop-culture references like Marvel's Deadpool. He's rarely seen without his signature goggles (I can't recall a single panel that didn't have him wearing shades indoors; what a prick) and his whole function as a member of the Justice League is to annoy its more serious members and provide some levity.
8. Zatanna
What better way to introduce mysticism to the DCEU than a stage magician with actual magic powers? Starting with her superhero costume, a magician's getup including a wand and a top hat, Zatanna Zatara's very purpose is to dazzle and entertain. After the disappearance of her father, from whom she both learned and inherited her magical abilities, she enters the wider world of superheroes to help get him back from the forces of Dark Magic. She looks gloriously out of place in a lineup of capes and spandex, as hers is arguably the rare superhero costume you can't dumb down or make more "realistic" without sacrificing who she is. Her powers make for interesting moral dilemmas as well, since she can wipe people's memories and has previously done so to not only various supervillains, but to Batman.
7. Damian Wayne
Batman's son is a jerk, but at least he's honest about it. The genetically enhanced spawn of Bruce Wayne and Talia Al Ghul, Damian was born and raised to be an assassin, though he eventually takes up the mantle of Robin after his father dies – err, gets lost in time and Dick Grayson becomes Batman. It's a ridiculous reversal on the classic dynamic, a cheerful Batman alongside a hilariously brooding, bloodthirsty Boy Wonder. And yes, the spoiled little twerp eventually comes around to the good side after being reined in, though his way of establishing heroism happens to be declaring himself a vegetarian and christening "Bat-Cow," who he then brings to live in the Batcave.
6. The Legends of Tomorrow
Fittingly the outliers on this list (which technically features more than 10 characters; sue me), the Legends didn't exist in the comics until the DC TV Universe decided it needed a time-traveling spinoff. Combining villains and side-characters from Arrow and The Flash, The CW's Legends of Tomorrow was a moderate success at first. That is, until it took a step from grim to light-hearted in its second season, before going bat-shit bonkers in its third, a story culminating with the group fighting a demon using a giant fluffy teddybear made from their collective souls. If the folks at DC were to lean in to the comics' multiverse concept like the shows have, it would be a hoot to see the likes of Wentworth Miller's calculating Captain Cold, Dominic Purcell's hot-headed Heatwave, Brandon Routh's boyscout genius Atom, Nick Zano's hard-headed historian Citizen Steel and Caity Lotz's reluctant captain White Canary make the leap to the big screen.
5. Poison Ivy
Some would say the character was tainted after Batman & Robin. They would be wrong, but even if we ignore Uma Thurman's stellar, self-aware, Drag-inspired Poison Ivy, the character would fit right in with DC's new direction. Not only would she be perfect for a raucous Thelma & Louise type story with Harley Queen (perhaps one where the two were romantically involved, as in the comics), but she could simultaneously carry forward DC's post-Dark Knight sensibilities as an eco-terrorist villain (or even an eco-activist antihero) whose plan is rooted in contemporary politics. The best of both worlds.
4. Martian Manhunter
Another staple of DC Television, though one who's been around in the comics since 1955, J'onn J'onzz is the Justice League's resident stone-faced Oreo muncher. The last son of Mars, J'onn is perhaps the most "serious" character on this list (in that he rarely cracks wise), but the shape-shifting telepath has a heart of gold, often steering his superhero colleagues in the right direction. Like Superman, he's also a refugee, though unlike the Man of Steel, he doesn't fit the image of your everyday white American. More pertinently, rather than escaping an exploding planet as a baby, he fled from violence and genocide and came to Earth as an adult. Just as on The CW's Supergirl, now would seem like the right time to introduce an aspirational reflection of modern human crises.
3. Midnighter and Apollo
If the trend of hypermasculine hunks in homoerotic rivalries is set to continue, the very least we could do is switch up the paradigm. Fittingly, Rocky and Apollo Creed had one of the greatest "bromances" in action cinema (followed by The Rock and Vin Diesel in the Fast & Furious films), and if we were to try and replicate their dynamic with modern superheroes, it would only make sense to take it to its logical conclusion. For the uninitiated, Midnighter and Apollo can be described as Batman and Superman, only lesser known, far more violent, and most importantly, married. Though, unlike Batman, Superman and the A-List of the DC Pantheon, these WildStorm originals weren't created as idealistic or aspirational figures in quite the same way, so using them as outlets for over-the-top comicbook blood and guts doesn't necessitate a narrative readjustment. Unhinged violence can be fun too, depending on who's involved, and seeing two queer dudes cracking villain skulls while looking out for each other is something we haven't really seen.
2. Captain Carrot
10 years ago, it would've take audiences a while to get comfy with the idea of Earth-26, a parallel universe filled with Looney Tunes-esque animals who themselves write stories of DC heroes. But if Rocket Raccoon adventuring alongside a Norse God can gross $2 billion dollars, then Rodney Rabbit, AKA Captain Carrot, not showing up in December's Aquaman is cowardice, plain and simple. The best thing about Captain Carrot, though, is that the DCEU doesn't even need to change that much to accommodate him. His appearance in Grant Morrison's 2014-2015 series The Multiversity saw him fighting alongside dozens of other alternate-universe superheroes (including President Calvin Ellis, Earth-23's Superman modeled off Barrack Obama) in a story about demonic cosmic parasites threatening all of existence. It was in this gloomy world that Captain Carrot, a children's character from the 1980s, used the concept of cartoon physics as a weapon against evil. That's pretty much the most fun thing I can imagine for these movies. Well, outside of our #1 entry, that is...
1. Batman
I know, I know. Just hear me out, okay? You can still keep your dark, moody Batman (I'm a fan of Ben Affleck's take on the character and I'd like to see him in Matt Reeves' The Batman) but if you can have a parallel Joker movie that sounds like it was cast using mad-libs (I'm also here for Joaquin Phoenix's Clown Prince of Crime, for what it's worth), then you can sure as hell have a Batman who embodies the silliest aspects of the Caped Crusader. Yes, he suffers from Survivor's Guilt. Maybe even PTSD. But he's also a fundamentally ludicrous character whose belt looks like multiple fanny-packs sewn together. Hell, in the 1960s, there was an entire show and a theatrical film about how silly Batman is, with his Bat-labels for absolutely everything (Shark-repellant Bat-spray, anyone?), but he was still a heroic detective who refused to get rid of a bomb when it was safest for him, if it meant hurting some cute little ducklings. Now more than ever, the DC universe, needs a fun Batman, whose brooding is contextualized not as a virtue, but as a wall to be broken down as he accepts a new family of superheroes. The Dark Knight has endured for 80 years precisely because you can make him as serious or as ridiculous as you want, and there's nothing stopping a little tonal variety even in straightforward Batman films.